WARNING: There may or may not be spoilers in this blog.
I’m guilty of spending hours on Youtube when I’m lonely. In those hours, I’m trying to get rid of that feeling. Only one thing does the trick, of course. GIRL ON GIRL SCENES.
No. Not porno. What do I look like? A straight man? Obviously I mean movies like Kyss Mig/Kiss Me or Elena Undone. Clearly I mean shows like Faking it or Orphan Black or The L Word. You know I mean web-series like Starting From Now, Kiss Me I’m Famous, or recent explosion Carmilla. THOSE were the girl on girl scenes you thought of, right?
ANYWAY. Last night I stumbled across a trailer for a short movie called Camp Belvidere. The title basically tells you the location is at a camp. It’s like Dana and her not-named-because-famous counselor at Tennis Camp. Except, the camp isn’t specifically tennis, and it’s a counselor-nurse relationship.
The trailer already gave away that the story’s setting is… some time before these shorts
were out of style so long that they’re now coming back into style… side note: why would you ever bring these shorts back into style?
I, of course, enjoyed the kissing in the trailer.. because I am like a 13 year old boy, as we established with my Pokemon blog… although the age may vary. However, I am wary about stories based on these older-woman-younger-woman relationships. Especially since Loving Annabelle and Bloomington were so BAD. I mean… a lot of people like the movies (which you can watch both on Hulu for free btdubs)… but I just can’t get into them. Why? 1) They’re super slow. 2) As a future professor, I cannot condone teacher-student relations.. no matter how hott a student might be. 3) Not enough sex, obviously.
Back to Camp Belvidere. After reading some of the comments, I thought: “everyone keeps saying this movie is great, despite that it’s like 38 minutes long. It must be the best 38 minutes of their lives.”
I wanted to have the best 38 minutes of my life too.
So I went to Vimeo to rent the movie. I highly recommend you do the same. If you want more movies with Lesbian-centric story lines… well, you should support the directors and writers who make them, duh.
it wasn’t THE best 38 minutes of my life.. but.. let’s just say.. I didn’t want the movie to be over. You’re already pulled into the primary story within minutes of the opening. Let’s also say that the pulling begins with lots of sexual tension.. and a little bit a canoodling.
What also becomes clear is Nurse Gin is in a lot of pain from past experiences, and possibly.. hopefully.. the ethics of relations with someone who you have authority over. But… as is often portrayed in movies with a similar story, Rose is youthful and persistent because she hasn’t quite experienced the number of blows life deals you over time.
The major difference I learned between this movie and others like it is that Gin and Rose both work at the camp.. Gin isn’t exactly in a position of authority over Rose. So, I quickly got on the #Rosin ship (clever, right? I came up with that all by my lonesome).
Not only that.. but.. I hope Astrid Ovalles never sees this.. that woman is one the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.. despite the silly nurse outfit she wore in the movie. I COMPLETELY understand why Rose went nuts. I’m much more awkward than Rose. I wouldn’t even be able to look that woman in the eyes. If I had a nurse as pretty as Gin… I probably would’ve tried to find a new nurse.
DON’T JUDGE ME.
Anyway. It’s not just that first 6 minutes we need to talk about.. there’s also the use of the camera. We get up close and personal with facial expressions the whole way through. If there is ever a best way to express the emotions within a person, it’s to study their face. That was the best decision by the director. We even see the know-it-all, pass-judgement-on-you face of Ms. Turner, and the excited-she-spoke-about-me-there’s-hope-yet face of Bobby. I don’t even need to mention the clear internal torment of Gin, and the sadness of Rose.
That was all the in-between stuff that you hopefully watched. And.. the ending was perfect too. Typically, a happily-ever-after ending always leaves me cynical. For example, in Imagine Me and You, we know that Luce and and Rachel are finally together and probably finally have sexy times later that night. But, I roll my eyes and remember that beginning a new relationship is not all the bliss movies try to sell.
The other extreme is a lesbian movie trope for some reason: someone dies, or goes back to men, etc. This doesn’t leave me cynical… it leaves me super depressed… like, wtf just happened?… for example, Piper Perabo’s other movie Lost and Delirious where Tori is trying to date boys again and, as a result, Paulie kills herself.
Camp Belvidere did the most perfect thing ever.. and I’m not talking about Astrid Ovalles being forever engraved in our minds through our eyes… I’m talking about the very last scene where Rose and Gin are laying in bed after sexy times, and Rose basically asks “what now?” and Gin basically answers “I don’t know.”
They have just opened a new chapter, and they don’t know what comes next because it hasn’t been written yet. It could be that happily-ever-after, although unlikely.. or it could be Hell on Earth. They could stay together forever, or they could break up after camp is over. NO ONE KNOWS. THAT IS THE POINT. The future is this big, dubious thing-a-ma-bob that you tackle. Hopefully, #Rosin …. ;) … tackles it together.
QUICK! Someone make this into a fan video!
Watch Camp Belvidere. Let me know what you thought about the movie. Let me know if my blog led you to watch the movie. Go rent it. NAO.